Well Chip went to Relay for Life to see his Mother and maybe get rescued. Remember we took him a year ago from last years Relay for Life. He had a nice reunion with his Mom, Dawn from the "Talkie-Walkie" team. He enjoyed watching the golfers at our course. He also got his picture taken with our Miss-ter Relay, Steve Padgett. He waited all day then all night to be rescued but nothing happened. He was starting to get worried that his Mom had forgotten him.



But then the next morning a note was delivered to the Parrot Head campsite. This is what it said:
We the Talkie-Walkies do hereby assign the responsibilities of the care and upbringing of Chip to the Parrot Heads. We feel he will prosper in your loving care amd guidence. Be good to him-if not, he will defecate whenever and where ever he wishes. Do not spank him or burn him or Protective services will come a knockin'. Just a warning, Chip has a foul mouth! I don't know where the #@&* he got it from! Signed: Chip's ole Lady

So I guess the club is stuck with him forever!!! Now what do we do??



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